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surprisebitch:

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thaibrator:

mariah carey and ariana grande getting in a fight

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INCOMPETENCE: A Dramatic Reading

mechanicmuffin:

smooshyrock:

tre-cool-is-a-pretty-pink-fairy:

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SHUT YOUR

MOUTH

comma

NO COCAINE WAS NOT

WHEW!!!!!!

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mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

joshpeck:

now that it’s my 17th birthday i will rightfully take my place as the dancing queen

Australian English - a Handy Guide, part 1

  • Pissed: either angry or drunk. Sometimes both.
  • Piss easy: extremely easy.
  • Pissed off: either in the context of being angry, or having left a place.
  • Piss Up: an event containing alcohol.
  • Pissing down: Raining heavily.
  • Pissed on: usually used to describe being rained on.
  • Piss around: dawdle or delay; procrastinate.
  • Pissing contest: attempting to prove one's abilities are better than someone else's, for no discernible gain.
  • Piss faced (see also 'shitfaced'): inebriated.
  • Pissy: either angry, or something very small.
  • Piss-poor/piss-weak: weak or disappointing.
  • Piss head: Alcoholic individual.
  • As an example: George and some other piss head got into a pissing contest, where George put in a piss poor effort and got pissed off because it started pissing down. He'd figured it would be piss easy to win, so he was pissy and spent the rest of the afternoon pissing around before deciding to piss off and avoid getting pissed on any further by the rain.

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

favourite friends episodes
• the one where no one’s ready

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her

She knows

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She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you

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Reactions to Peeta telling Caeser that Katniss is pregnant.

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Fans:

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Mrs. Everdeen:

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Prim:

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Mrs. Mellark:

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Mr. Mellark:

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Katniss:

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Gale:

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The Capitol:

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Haymitch:

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Reblogging for Haymitch.

Haymitch.

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